Plot Twist! The apocalypse has started, and YOU'RE a ZOMBIE!

Blame your genes or your current shampoo 😤
Just wash your brain helmet cure your zombie skin before you flake away! 🧟💀

Comfort your scalp and soul

No zombie side effects

Hypoallergenic

FDA-Approved

Comfort your scalp and soul

No zombie side effects

Hypoallergenic

FDA Approved

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Dandruff Slaying Ingredients
2% pyrithione zinc, Salicylic Acid, Tea Tree Oil

Moisturizing Ingredients
Aloe Vera
Coconut Oil
Essential Oils
Argan Oil

what Isn’t Included
Artificial Dyes, Artificial Fragrances, Lanolins, Parabens, Sulfates, and Formaldehyde Releasers

All Ingredients
Aqua, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Lauryl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethiconol, Glycerin, Decyl Glucoside, Dipropylene Glycol, Cocamide Mea, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Acrylates/c10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Sodium Benzoate,

Unleash Flake-Free Confidence
Our dandruff slayers (2% pyrithione zinc, salicylic acid, and tea tree oil) will end your eternal winter of dandruff so you can wear black with confidence.

This Antidote Won’t Kill You
Unlike other shampoos, we don’t include these ingredients that trigger other zombie symptoms.
Sulfates
Parabens
Formaldehyde Releasers
Coal Tar

Feel as Clean as the Pope
Our formula strips excess oil and dirt without stripping your soul, thanks to a gentle blend of decyl glucoside and coconut oil to help you feel cleaner than ever before.

Specs
Features: Hypoallergenic
Age group: Adults and Teens
Compatible hair color: Compatible with all hair colors/shades
Product certifications & standards: Dermatologist tested
Target Gender: Unisex
Scent: Tea Tree Oil
Size: 16 fl oz
Bottle Material: Aluminum
Product Dimensions: 9

Meme: Her idea of a winter wonderland

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Reality

Dandruff Destroyer (Basic)

Hypoallergenic Anti-Dandruff Shampoo

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Active Ingredients: Salicylic Acid and 2% Pyrithione Zinc

Size: 16 fl oz

Product Dimensions: 9" x 3" x 2"

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Dandruff Destroyer (Basic)

Hypoallergenic Anti-Dandruff Shampoo

$$

Active Ingredients: Salicylic Acid and 2% Pyrithione Zinc

Size: 16 fl oz

Product Dimensions: 9" x 3" x 2"

Skip to the boring stuff (other product details)

Meet the heroes in Dandruff Destroyer

Together, they exterminate your dandruff zombies while giving your scalp VIP treatment.

Meet the anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

(If you feel like you're missing out you can totally find these anti-heroes in most other shampoos!)

Wanna see a horror story?

Scan your shampoo if you dare 💀

Classic Clean Anti-Dandruff 2-in-1 **

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Anti-Dandruff Shampoo**

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Anti Dandruff Hydrating Shampoo**

2/100

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Damage Therapy Dryness & Itch Relief Shampoo**

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Anti-Dandruff Shampoo**

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Medicated Antidandruff Shampoo**

41/100

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Dandruff Destroyer**

(Yuka score pending)

*Yuka is A 100% independent project and not associated or affiliated with BrainWash Skincare.

**These brands are not associated with with BrainWash Skincare and all trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Comparative scores sourced from Yuka, an independent third-party rating system.

Why Dandruff SUCKS!

Product features

Unleash Flake-Free Confidence

Our dandruff slayers (2% pyrithione zinc, salicylic acid, and tea tree oil) will end your eternal winter of dandruff so you can wear black with confidence.

This Antidote Won’t Kill You

Unlike other shampoos, we don’t include these ingredients that trigger other zombie symptoms.

Feel as Clean as the Pope

Our formula strips excess oil and dirt without stripping your soul, thanks to a gentle blend of decyl glucoside and coconut oil to help you feel cleaner than ever before.

Meet the heroes in Dandruff Destroyer

Together, they exterminate your dandruff zombies while giving your scalp VIP treatment.

The anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

(If you feel like you're missing out you can totally find these anti-heroes in most other shampoos!)

The

-ness

of other products*

Classic Clean 2-in-1 Anti-Dandruff Shampoo + Conditioner**

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Note from BrainWash:

Loaded with sulfates, harsh preservatives, synthetic dyes, and fragrance. This mix can strip moisture, irritate skin, and trigger allergic reactions.

Anti-Dandruff Shampoo**

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0/100

bad

Note from BrainWash:

Coal tar, sulfates, synthetic dyes, and harsh preservatives can trigger irritation, allergic reactions, and long-term scalp sensitivity or damage.

Anti Dandruff Hydrating Shampoo**

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2/100

bad

Note from BrainWash:

Despite some nourishing ingredients, this formula includes sulfates, PEGs, and preservatives that can irritate sensitive scalps or disrupt skin barrier balance.

Damage Therapy Dryness & Itch Relief Shampoo**

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5/100

bad

Note from BrainWash:

Contains sulfates, synthetic fragrance, and preservatives linked to irritation, dryness, and allergies—especially on sensitive scalps or damaged skin.

Anti-Dandruff Shampoo**

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10/100

bad

Note from BrainWash:

Contains sulfates, artificial dyes, fragrance, and harsh preservatives: all linked to dryness, irritation, and allergic reactions in sensitive individuals.

Medicated Antidandruff Shampoo**

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41/100

poor

Note from BrainWash:

Selenium sulfide helps fight flakes, but sulfates, dyes, fragrance, and DMDM hydantoin may irritate skin, cause dryness, or trigger allergic reactions.

Dandruff Destroyer

(Yuka score pending)

Note from BrainWash:

Gentle yet effective: fights flakes with Piroctone Olamine & Salicylic Acid, soothes with aloe & oils. Sodium Benzoate may irritate some, but risk is low.

*Yuka is A 100% independent project and not associated or affiliated with BrainWash Skincare. The summary below the scoring of each product belongs to us and is not tied to Yuka.

**These brands are not associated with with BrainWash Skincare and all trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Comparative scores sourced from Yuka, an independent third-party rating system.

Product Description

💪😎 Unleash Flake-Free Confidence
Say goodbye to shoulder snow. Our 2% pyrithione zinc and salicylic acid formula crushes flakes so you can wear black shirts, and confidence, without second guessing your look.

💀 This Antidote Won’t Kill You
Unlike mainstream shampoos that fix one zombie symptom but trigger another (such as a 20% chance of causing contact dermatitis), our hypoallergenic formula skips the harsh stuff and uses Aloe Vera, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, and Essential Oils to actually revive your scalp.

⛪🧼 Feel as Clean as the Pope
Blessed be your scalp! Our formula strips excess oil and dirt without stripping your soul, thanks to a gentle blend of decyl glucoside and coconut oil to make you feel cleaner than you ever have before.

💀🔥Kill it (But Like, in a Hot Way)
Slay flakes and steal hearts with a shampoo that’s as fierce and fiery as you are.

🌍🤝 Get Fresh Enough to Rejoin Society
When your scalp’s clean, the rest of life just works. Our non-toxic, dandruff-destroying formula helps you leave zombie mode behind—for good.

Product specs

Features: Hypoallergenic

Age group: Adults and Teens

Compatible hair color: Compatible with all hair colors/shades

Product certifications & standards: Dermatologist tested

Constitutive ingredients: Aloe vera, Argan oil, Coconut oil, Essential oil, and Salicylic acid

Product form: Liquid

Shampoo type: Anti-Dandruff

Target Gender: Unisex

Expiration Details:

Unopened: Usually lasts 2–3 years from the manufacturing date.
Opened: Best used within 12–18 months after opening.

Scent: Tea Tree Oil

Size: 16 fl oz

Excludes: Artificial Dye Free, Artificial Fragrance Free, Lanolin Free, Paraben Free, Sulfate Free, and Formaldehyde Releaser Free

Bottle Material: Plastic

Product Dimensions: 9" x 3" x 2"

Active Ingredients: Salicylic Acid and 2% Pyrithione Zinc

All Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Lauryl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethiconol, Glycerin, Decyl Glucoside, Dipropylene Glycol, Cocamide Mea, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Acrylates/c10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Sodium Benzoate, Menthol, Sodium Taurine Cocoyl Methyltaurate, Trihydroxystearin, Sodium Chloride, Niacinamide, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Panthenol, Polyquaternium-10, Tea-dodecylbenzenesulfonate, Biota Orientalis Leaf Extract, Artemisia Annua Extract, Disodium EDTA, Zinc Chloride, Pyridoxine HCL, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Oil, Foeniculum Vulgare (Fennel) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Biotin, Zingiber Officinale (Ginger) Root Extract, Peg-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Ethylhexylglycerin, pyrithione zinc 2%

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Why Dandruff SUCKS!

The Flakey Hall of Shame

Other shampoos

Hypoallergenic

Sense of humor

No Parabens, and no sulfates

Won’t trigger other zombie symptoms (such as contact dermatitis)

Dermatologist tested

Sometimes

Worshipped by dermatologists

This is a Kickstarter. Give us a break!

Unlikely

FDA approved

Debatable

Trusted by 100% of fake zombie scientists

No artificial BS

Openly admits they're trying to "BrainWash" you

Frequently asked questions

What the HAIL is BrainWash?!

BrainWash is the first skincare brand for zombies with peeling skin (yes, you). Our hypoallergenic antidotes are packed with soothing ingredients to actually revive your skin without triggering new zombie symptoms.

I used your products, but I’m still UGLY. Help?

First of all, self-love is important.

Second, did you ACTUALLY use the products as directed? Even zombies need a little consistency in their skincare routine.

If you've tried everything and it still doesn't work, we recommend checking out Botox or suing your parents for inconsiderately birthing you with bad genes.

What makes you guys different from other anti-dandruff shampoos?

Other products may cure dandruff but turn your scalp into a rotting corpse in the process.

We, however, have worked with real (living) experts to create hypoallergenic antidotes that fight flakes AND whisper sweet lullabies to your scalp.

Will your antidotes help me find true love?

In order to find lasting, true love (AKA a healthy, committed relationship) you'll need personality, financial stability, and basic hygiene. We only supply one of those.

Are you guys legit?

We’re too legit to quit! Our antidotes are FDA approved, and have a proven track record of fighting dandruff while also leaving your scalp soothed and nourished.

Wait, are you guys trying to brainwash me into buying "BrainWash"?

duh.

I'm already dead inside. Can your products fix that?

While our products are great for rejuvenating your skin and hair, we can't promise a full resurrection of your soul. But you might feel a bit more alive on the outside, so we'll call it a win!

I'm in a flakey relationship. Will this help?

Only if you dump them and start a better relationship, with your scalp.

What if I'm allergic to AMAZING results?

Then we recommend sticking to your cheap 2-in-1 and staying crusty. Live your truth.

Will your products give me an extra boost of strength to outrun the apocalypse?

Unfortunately, we steer clear of performance-enhancing drugs in our products. And while we can't promise faster sprints or bigger biceps, our antidotes do KO dandruff flakes in the first round and leave your scalp standing victorious.

Trusted by 100% of fake zombie scientists

No Souls Were Harmed in the Making

Loved by the Living (and Undead)

Over 1500 Survivors Can’t Be Wrong

Our brand values

We want to "BrainWash" you
🧠🧼🫧

You read that right! We're committed to washing your brain helmet and keeping your other zombie symptoms at bay so you'll be fresh enough to rejoin society!

We want your money
🤑💸

10% of our profits* support Days for Girls, a nonprofit that provides feminine hygiene kits to help girls in developing countries stay in school. The more you spend, the more students break the cycle of poverty.

We DON'T want you to be a zombie
🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

Unlike other products that fix one zombie symptom only to trigger another, our hypoallergenic antidotes skip the harsh stuff and use ingredients such as Aloe Vera, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, and Essential Oils to actually revive you, without side effects like peeling, burning, or spontaneous combusting.

Meet ur zombie response team

Kaden Sego

Co-Founder & Mad Marketing Genius

Kaden Sego is the mad marketing genius behind the BrainWash's mission to revive tired routines and bring skin back from the dead.

With a background in e-commerce, data-driven strategy, and storytelling, Kaden blends brains and boldness to create products that cut through the noise like a chainsaw through a zombie horde.

Fueled by a passion to help make the world a better place (even if that means convincing people they're zombies and they need to use hypoallergenic shampoo to improve their skin health), he’s here to help dandruff zombies feel fresh enough to rejoin society.

Andrew Lees

Co-Founder & Mad Product Engineering Genius

Andrew Lees is the co-founder and undead design genius behind BrainWash Skincare.

With a background in industrial design and a past life spent crafting iconic products for top brands, Andrew now channels his creative energy into formulating anti-dandruff antidotes that actually work, without mutating your scalp.

Equal parts mad scientist and meticulous maker, he's the brain behind the BrainWash Skincare and the reason our formulas look killer and feel alive.

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Disclaimers

Last updated: 6/3/25

We're all about transparency. Before supporting our Kickstarter launch, here are some things you should know:

🧠 Use of AI
Some visuals and copy on this page were enhanced using AI. The creativity, ideation, refinement, and brand guidelines are direct result of the co-founders. This choice allowed us to focus our limited budget on product development and to deliver high-quality haircare at the best possible price for launch. We deeply value human creativity and fully intend to employ creative designers and writers post-Kickstarter once we secure funding.

💸 Charitable Donations
We plan to donate 10% of distributed profits (i.e., the portion of net profits paid out to founders and investors) to non-profits. Our first intended partner is Days for Girls. However, as of June 3, 2025, we have not finalized a partnership with them, and we are not currently affiliated with them. Our choice of non-profit partners and donation amounts may change at our discretion.

🧴 Product Claims (Hypoallergenic, Anti-Dandruff, etc.)

We’ve spent countless hours researching the most hypoallergenic, effective ingredients for your scalp and soul. However, even the gentlest, vital ingredients (such as 1% Piroctone Olamine, 0.5% Salicylic Acid, and Propanediol Caprylate) can cause irritation for a small number of people. While our formulas are FDA approved and thoughtfully crafted, no topical product can be guaranteed to be 100% irritation-free. (Unless you're just using distilled water. But at that point you might as well be using snake oil to treat your dandruff).

If you experience any discomfort or unexpected results, please review our refund policy and contact us. We genuinely want to hear your experience, see if we can make things right, and use your feedback to improve the experience for others.

🧾 Fulfillment & Shipping

As a Kickstarter-backed product, estimated fulfillment times may change based on production timelines, supplier availability, and volume of orders. We will keep you informed with regular updates. Please see our shipping policy for more info.

💰 Pre-Orders & Kickstarter Status

Participating in the pre-sale (by providing your email and/or joining the VIP club) and participating in the Kickstarter campaign is not a not a typical retail transaction. Orders will not ship until after our Kickstarter is successfully funded and fulfillment begins. Please understand that your support helps us bring this product to life, and that delays, pivots, or formulation tweaks may occur. We will be transparent about these updates.

Associations

We mention a few organizations on this site, but unless stated otherwise, BrainWash Skincare is not officially affiliated with them.

Kickstarter: Other than launching our campaign on their platform, we have no formal relationship or endorsement from Kickstarter.
Days for Girls: While we intend to donate a portion of our profits to support their mission, we have not finalized any partnership and are not currently affiliated with them.

We do not have formal ties to any other organization. All values, opinions, and wild ideas expressed here are 100% our own and do not reflect the views or positions of any other group, company, or organization.

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Plot Twist! The apocalypse has started, and YOU'RE a ZOMBIE!

Comfort your scalp and soul

No zombie side effects

Hypoallergenic

FDA-Approved

Comfort your scalp and soul

No zombie side effects

Hypoallergenic

FDA Approved

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Dandruff Destroyer (Basic)

Dandruff Destroyer (Basic)

Meet the heroes in Dandruff Destroyer

Meet the anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

Wanna see a horror story?

Why Dandruff SUCKS!

Product features

Meet the heroes in Dandruff Destroyer

The anti-heroes we didn't invite to the party

The

-ness

of other products*

Product Description

Product specs

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Why Dandruff SUCKS!

The Flakey Hall of Shame

Frequently asked questions

Our brand values

Meet ur zombie response team

Disclaimers

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