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Dandruff Destroyer (Basic)
Dandruff Destroyer (Basic)
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Active Ingredients: Salicylic Acid and 2% Pyrithione Zinc
Size: 16 fl oz
Product Dimensions: 9" x 3" x 2"
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Why Dandruff SUCKS!
Product Description
Dandruff Destroyer Anti-Dandruff Shampoo is your scalp’s last line of defense in the war against flakes, oil, buildup, and all the post-apocalyptic nastiness plaguing your hair. Powered by 2% pyrithione zinc and salicylic acid, this high-performance formula doesn't just reduce dandruff—it decimates it at the source by targeting fungus, bacteria, and clogged follicles that cause itchiness, irritation, and embarrassing flake fallout.
But wait—it gets better. Unlike chemical-laden shampoos that leave your undead skin dry, inflamed, or worse, Dandruff Destroyer is formulated with hypoallergenic, dermatologist-tested ingredients that actually support your scalp health. We use a carefully curated blend of Aloe Vera, Argan Oil, Coconut Oil, and Essential Oils to nourish, hydrate, and restore your skin barrier without triggering a new set of zombie symptoms (we’re looking at you, contact dermatitis).
Whether you’re living, undead, or somewhere in between, this sulfate-free, paraben-free, and formaldehyde-free liquid shampoo is safe for all hair types, colors, and genders. Plus, our formula includes decyl glucoside and menthol to lift oil, dirt, and grime while delivering a refreshing tea tree oil scent that’ll make you feel morally and follicularly absolved.
Product specs
Features: Hypoallergenic
Age group: Adults and Teens
Compatible hair color: Compatible with all hair colors/shades
Product certifications & standards: Dermatologist tested
Constitutive ingredients: Aloe vera, Argan oil, Coconut oil, Essential oil, and Salicylic acid
Product form: Liquid
Shampoo type: Anti-Dandruff
Target Gender: Unisex
Expiration Details:
Unopened: Usually lasts 2–3 years from the manufacturing date.
Opened: Best used within 12–18 months after opening.
Scent: Tea Tree Oil
Size: 16 fl oz
Excludes: Artificial Dye Free, Artificial Fragrance Free, Lanolin Free, Paraben Free, Sulfate Free, and Formaldehyde Releaser Free
Bottle Material: Plastic
Product Dimensions: 9" x 3" x 2"
Active Ingredients: Salicylic Acid and 2% Pyrithione Zinc
All Ingredients: Aqua, Sodium C14-16 Olefin Sulfonate, Lauryl Hydroxysultaine, Dimethiconol, Glycerin, Decyl Glucoside, Dipropylene Glycol, Cocamide Mea, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Acrylates/c10-30 Alkyl Acrylate Crosspolymer, Sodium Benzoate, Menthol, Sodium Taurine Cocoyl Methyltaurate, Trihydroxystearin, Sodium Chloride, Niacinamide, Guar Hydroxypropyltrimonium Chloride, Panthenol, Polyquaternium-10, Tea-dodecylbenzenesulfonate, Biota Orientalis Leaf Extract, Artemisia Annua Extract, Disodium EDTA, Zinc Chloride, Pyridoxine HCL, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Oil, Foeniculum Vulgare (Fennel) Oil, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Oil, Biotin, Zingiber Officinale (Ginger) Root Extract, Peg-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Ethylhexylglycerin, pyrithione zinc 2%
FAQs
What the hell is BrainWash?!
We’re the first (and only) skincare brand for zombies, the almost-dead, and the barely-alive-looking. Our mission? To help you wash your brain helmet with hypoallergenic formulas that fight flakes, rot, and decay, without causing new zombie symptoms from the antidote itself.
I used your products, but I'm still ugly. Help?
First of all, self-love is important. Second, did you actually use the products as directed? Even zombies need a little consistency in their skincare routine. If you've tried everything and it still doesn't work, we recommend checking out Botox or suing your parents for inconsiderately birthing you with bad genes.
What makes you guys different from other anti-dandruff shampoos?
Most anti-dandruff shampoos fix one zombie symptom while making another worse—like clearing flakes but leaving your undead skin drier than a mummy’s handshake. At BrainWash, we worked with real experts to create formulas that fight flakes, nourish your scalp, and revive your hair—without sacrificing your skin. No more choosing between gross and grosser.
Will your antidotes help me find true love?
In order to find lasting, true love (AKA a healthy, committed relationship) you'll need personality, financial stability, and basic hygiene. We only supply one of those.
Are you guys legit?
We’re too legit to quit. Let’s face it, we all have a little zombie in us (hair loss, peeling skin, being lifeless at work). Our antidotes are apocalypse-tested to keep you your zombieness at bay, and are trusted by 100% of zombie doctors, plenty of “real” (boring) ones too, and certified by [Insert Fancy Science Lab Here].
Wait, are you guys trying to brainwash me into buying "BrainWash"?
Yes.
I'm already dead inside. Can your products fix that?
While our products are great for rejuvenating your skin and hair, we can't promise a full resurrection of your soul. But you might feel a bit more alive on the outside, so we'll call it a win! After all, beauty starts with good skincare (and maybe a little less doom and gloom).
I'm in a flakey relationship. Will this help?
Only if you dump them and start a better relationship, with your scalp.
What if I'm allergic to amazing results?
Then we recommend sticking to your cheap 2-in-1 and staying crusty. Live your truth.
Will your products give me an extra boost of strength to outrun the apocalypse?
Unfortunately, we steer clear of performance-enhancing drugs in our products (I know, boring right?). And while we can't promise faster sprints or bigger biceps, using our products can KO dandruff flakes in the first round and leave your scalp standing victorious.
I used to be that guy—flaky scalp, constant itching, and an occasional urge to groan and shuffle toward the nearest source of fresh brains. Other shampoos would fix one problem but cause another: one stopped the itching but made my hair fall out in clumps (very on-brand for zombies, but not a good look for date night). Another got rid of flakes but left me smelling like a decaying corpse.
Then I found Dandruff Destroyer. One wash, and BOOM—flakes gone, itch gone, and for the first time in years, I didn't feel the need to chase down my mailman for a snack. My hair is softer than a freshly dug grave, and my confidence is rising faster than the undead during a full moon.
If you're looking for a shampoo that doesn’t just mask the problem but truly revives your scalp, this is it. I’m 99% sure my reflection looked less gray after using it, but that could be wishful thinking.
10/10 would recommend—unless you actually want to look like an extra from a zombie movie. In that case, stay flaky, my friends.